I Found a Pizza in My Pocket...

I found a pizza in my pocket the other day

When I rode my bike to the park to play

I decided to go on the longest slide

But when I did, something didn’t feel quite right

Then I looked back and what did I see, but a looonng trail of stringy cheese!

I found a pizza in my pocket.

There Once Was a Kid...

There once was a kid, who swallowed a squid

That lived in a house, with a big, fat mouse

Who got his cheese from a dog with fleas

Who borrowed some cleats from a bird with a big beak

That built his nest from a flannel vest

That the old man hung by his door from a nail

That became the perch of a baby snail.